-- eldritchRebirth on October 22nd at 06:47 --

nitw:

*jumps up and down waving my hands and yelling in a crowd* DISCORD WAS NEVER MEANT TO REPLACE FORUMS AND WIKIS!!! IT’S JUST EMBELLISHED CHATROOMS WITH MULTIPLAYER GAMING FEATURES AND LOOTBOXES AND SHIT!!! PLEASE PUT FAQS AND MESSAGE BOARDS OR AT LEAST A DIRECT EMAIL-BASED SUPPORT SYSTEM ON YOUR WEBSITE!!! 1GB NEOCITIES DOMAIN ZERO DOLLARS

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-- eldritchRebirth on October 22nd at 06:15 --

the-wolf-emoji:

ouroborosorder:

ouroborosorder:

I think we should just start shoving random extremely nsfw text in the middle of posts to ensure that lazy youtube shorts post readers can’t properly steal them

(panicking) oh god wait uh shit i want to unethically leverage a power dynamic to fuck a maid unprotected

phew

Missed opportunity honestly, why talk about sex when you can instead make the content farms talk about communism instead. Can you image the random guy just quoting

This isn’t part of the post. I need to tell you that if you’ve ever felt sad about the fact that you’re not a girl, it’s not too late. You can just be a girl. It’s allowed. You can be a lesbian. You don’t have to suffer thinking about how much you want to be the cool athletic tomboy with the short hair and flat chest, or like that girl you had a crush on in high school despite the fact that she was a lesbian. You can be her. It’s not too late. It’s never too late.

Marx and Engels nonchalantly? Lmfao easy way to spread theory without making people reading

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-- eldritchRebirth on October 22nd at 05:35 --

dogpuppy:

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-- eldritchRebirth on October 22nd at 05:34 --

helpeverythingiscats:

gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe:

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-- eldritchRebirth on October 22nd at 05:34 --

energyprison:

the monks described me as “a pleasure to have on the mountain”

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-- eldritchRebirth on October 22nd at 05:33 --

serenadeformice:

Girl who is about to tell you the saddest fucking thing you’ve ever heard in your life: Okay so funny story actually, when I was a kid-

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-- eldritchRebirth on October 22nd at 05:33 --

yokowan:

yokowan:

this is me when i get my bathtime blueberries if i’m being quite honest

god forbid women do anything.

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-- eldritchRebirth on October 22nd at 05:33 --

sweetwithheatwriting:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

identifying-cars-in-posts:

the-most-adorkable-smile:

adamtheredbeard:

polyphonetic:

identifying-cars-in-posts:

wvyldthingsandstuff:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

outburstsoftheordinary:

theotheristhedoctor:

dunkstein:

dunkstein:

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

That was a near-religious experience 

I made a gif of it for those of you who cant watch the video in your country. Or if you know you just want to stare at it mesmerized like me

Oh wow they sure did vaporise that car into red mist

@identifying-cars-in-posts?

1994-1996 Ford Aspire

(formerly)

I’m partial to the “Can a Snowplow Split a Car in Two” one. The answer was “No”, so they naturally ramped it up. Which led to this

A rocket powered, sharpened steel wedge slicing a car (with its engine!) in two, right down the middle

@identifying-cars-in-posts what’s this one?

1988-1989 Honda Civic

(formerly)

@copperbadge

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-- eldritchRebirth on October 22nd at 05:30 --

mars-blade-maid:

Been working as maid here for like two weeks and they just keep giving me busywork? When does the princess fuck me

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-- eldritchRebirth on October 22nd at 05:30 --

adrenaline-revolver:

comradekatara:

comradekatara:

atla just so happened to write one of the most insane and complex brother sister relationships in all of television, and yet for some reason everyone focused on zuko and azula instead, even though they are basically just normal siblings, and as such not even that interesting ..

ALT

their dynamic is more fraught and tragic than you could ever comprehend……

ALT

this☝️ is just a typical sibling interaction

katara and sokka are what happens when you are your brother’s mother and your brother also tries to be your father. you love them, you hate them, you’re half of them, you can’t stand them, you look after them, they keep you safe.

azula and zuko are both just gifted kid burnouts with a dad that only loves the winner.

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